After meandering through six counties in rural and regional England (see ‘Idling along the Thames – Part I: Gloucestershire to Berkshire’), the River Thames reaches the sprawling metropolis of London. At this point, it is about two-thirds of the way along its serpentine route, and just under 8km from Teddington Lock where it will become a tidal river for the remainder of its passage to the North Sea.

As the Thames travels through Greater London and the city’s Inner Boroughs, it is joined by over two dozen tributaries most of which now flow underground. These smaller rivers have wonderful names. As well as the better-known Fleet and Tyburn, they include the Effra, the Walbrook, the Black Ditch, the Neckinger, the Wandle and the Quaggy. (Visit the Museum of London (Docklands) website for a detailed map.) You can discover more about these rivers in Peter Ackroyd’s London Under or, for a more fanciful encounter, dip into Ben Aaronovitch’s Rivers of London series.

The Thames meets its first Greater London borough – Richmond upon Thames – just to the west of Hampton Court Palace.

Hampton Court Palace

Standing on the northern, Greater London side, of the river is Hampton Court Palace, once owned by Cardinal Wolsey. Wolsey made the residence so desirable the comfort-seeking Henry VIII snaffled it from him. (In reality, there was a bit more to this property ‘exchange’ than that: Wolsey had failed to secure the annulment of Henry’s marriage to Katherine of Aragon. It was all downhill for the cardinal after that.)

When the second Tudor king was in residence at Hampton Court, he could have up to 800 courtiers in attendance. Little wonder the kitchens, along with Henry’s girth, expanded.

Additions to the palace buildings and gardens continued over the centuries. Charles II commissioned the Long Water, and during the reign of William III and Mary II new State Apartments were added. (You can read more about these additions on the Historic Palaces website, ‘The Story of Hampton Court Palace’.)

Tapestries cover many of the walls in the William and Mary apartments. I’m sure they raised the room temperature by a degree or two in the dead of winter. I wonder if they also blocked curious eyes from spying on royal lives. (I’m sure Matthew Shardlake, one of my literary heroes, would have found a way to circumvent these woven impediments.)

Kingston upon Thames

Next stop along the river for me is in the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames. It is less than 3km from Hampton Court to Kingston ‘as the crow flies’ but, typically, the Thames takes a less direct route and travels twice as far.

I travelled to Kingston one morning to map my route from the town’s railway station to All Saints Church where I was due to attend a service a few days later. In truth, it’s a very short distance from the station to the church but I do like to be prepared. After a Thames-like meander through the church, I set out in search of lunch, preferably in a pub overlooking the river. On my way, and entirely by accident, I happened upon the Coronation Stone – a block of sarsen stone (silicified sandstone), the same composition as that used in the construction of Stonehenge.

According to tradition, the Coronation Stone was used during the coronation of the seven Saxon kings of England who were crowned at Kingston, from Edward the Elder (son of Alfred ‘The Great’) in 900 to Ethelred the Unready in 979. (All Saints’ website provides more background and there are thumbnail sketches of all the Saxon kings on the official website of the British Royal Family.)

Continuing my quest for lunch, I passed a barge moored beside the river. It was flying the flag of the Fremantle Dockers football team. Although I support a team on the east coast of Australia (some 3,000km from Fremantle), the flag felt like a touch of home. Introvert that I am, I still struck up a conversation with the barge owner. ‘Aussie Rules’ is a universal language for most Australians.

I did find lunch eventually – complete with river view.

Richmond

Lunch with a view of the Thames is an easily fulfilled indulgence in Richmond. I have acquainted myself with the menus of several pubs here followed by postprandial strolls along the riverside.

I did once gather sufficient post-lunch energy to climb to the Terrace Gardens and then to the top of Richmond Hill. (At just over 1km, this is hardly an onerous walk.) The view from Richmond Hill is protected, being covered by a parliamentary preservation order – the Richmond Ham and Petersham Open Spaces Act 1902. It was ‘the first landscape in England to have [such an order] applied to it’ (Petersham Village website).

In my photo, the Thames can just be glimpsed through the trees.

I haven’t yet been energetic enough to reach the site of another protected outlook – from King Henry VIII’s Mound in Richmond Park. It is one of 13 locations required to preserve a line-of-sight view of St Paul’s Cathedral. (If you’re keen on details, you’ll find plenty about the London View Management Framework on the City of London website.)

Kew Gardens

After passing through Richmond, the Thames skirts around Isleworth Ait, a 4-hectare Nature Conservation site. It then divides Syon Park in the north-west from Kew Gardens to the east. My first visit to the gardens was the morning after a night-time terrorist attack in London. Leaving the inner city to spend the day in a tranquil environment with 50,000 living plants seemed like a good idea. I wandered in the shade of the arboretum, watched children somersault on the grass, and ambled along the riverside walk. It was not a day for taking photos.

Next…

Leaving the Greater London boroughs of Kingston and Richmond behind, the Thames takes a sine wave-shaped swish, travelling under Barnes Bridge and on to Hammersmith Bridge. It has now reached London’s Inner Boroughs. My journey with the river will re-start at Putney Bridge in ‘Idling along the Thames – Part III: London’s Inner Boroughs’.

Links and sources

• Museum of London, ‘Map of the River Thames and Its Tributaries’
• London Under by Peter Ackroyd
• Rivers of London series by Ben Aaronovitch
• Historic Royal Palaces, Hampton Court Palace
• Historic Royal Palaces, ‘The Story of Hampton Court Palace’
• Shardlake series by C J Sansom
• All Saints Church, Kingston, ‘Where England Began’: The Coronation Stone
• British Royal Family, Saxon Kings
• Petersham Village, Richmond Ham and Petersham Open Spaces Act 1902
• City of London, London View Management Framework
• Kew Gardens

Photo credits

All photos by the author. This blog is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License. Photos are free to use and share, but please attribute and link back to the blog.

I didn’t intentionally set out to explore the Thames. It’s just happened that, on successive visits to the United Kingdom, my path has repeatedly coincided with the river’s course.

My encounters have been largely haphazard – much like the river itself. The Thames seems reluctant to reach the sea, epitomising the dictum: ‘the journey is more important than the destination’.

In his biography of the Thames, Peter Ackroyd calls the river’s flow ‘quixotic’. It doesn’t forge a straightforward, easterly path from rural Gloucestershire to its estuary on the Kent/Essex border. Instead, it curls back on itself. It meanders indeterminately. The Thames, says Ackroyd, ‘teaches you to take time, and to view the world from a different vantage’.

Here are some of my vantage points; the places along the Thames and its environs where I’ve chosen to ‘take time’.

In the Beginning, Gloucestershire

Where does the Thames rise? There remains some dispute about this but it is generally accepted that the river’s source is in a field near the village of Kemble in Gloucestershire.

Armed with a copy of David Sharp’s Thames Path, I followed the directions from the bustling A429 (overlaying a section of the old Roman Fosse Way), across a stile and through a field (dodging cow pats en route).

At the far end of the field, in the shadow of an ash tree, a chunk of stone sits on a low plinth behind a ring of smaller stones. The stone chunk bears an inscription:

The Conservators of the River Thames 1857–1974
This stone was placed here to mark the Source of the River Thames

There is not a trickle of water in sight but I take the Conservators’ word for it. I’m happy to believe I’ve reached the river’s source.

Lechlade, Gloucestershire

About 30km downstream from Kemble, and still in Gloucestershire, is the village of Lechlade. The Cotswolds Canal Trust runs skippered trips along this stretch of the Thames on a purpose-built launch, The Inglesham.

I was happy to wend my way along the water here, but I had just as much fun exploring Lechlade’s Christmas Shop. The store displays a bounty of trinkets ranging from (in my opinion) the terrifically tacky to the thoughtfully tasteful.

_{The Christmas Shop, Leclade}

Oxford, Oxfordshire

Flowing on another 30 kilometres, the river arrives in Oxford, home to the institution that lays claim to being ‘the oldest university in the English-speaking world’ (University of Oxford, History).

You don’t need an association with the university to take advantage of a stroll through Christ Church Meadow. The meadow path is bounded on one side by the Thames and on the opposite side by the River Cherwell. There is a detailed guide to the meadow walk on Christ Church’s website.

Walking the path provides an opportunity to reminisce about the college’s alumni. They include mathematician Charles Dodgson (better known as Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in Wonderland), preacher and Methodist leader John Wesley and his hymn-writing brother Charles Wesley, botanist Joseph Banks, and a raft of British prime ministers. (The preponderance of male luminaries is due to the fact that the first women did not graduate from Christ Church until 1980.)

After a pleasant riverside amble, you might stop off, as I did, at The Head of the River pub for a bite of lunch or a drink or two. The pub’s Sunday roast, complete with Yorkshire pudding, cauliflower cheese and roast potatoes, is quite a feast.

To travel on the river, rather than simply meandering beside it, I took a picnic cruise with Oxford River Cruises. Departing from Folly Bridge (on the opposite riverbank from The Head of the River pub), the canvas-canopied boat chugs along a narrow section of the Thames crisscrossing the Bulstake Stream and the Castle Mill Stream. In addition to a delightful picnic selection, the cruise operators supply blankets, a much-appreciated provision on a chilly springtime evening.

About halfway through the trip, the boat passes through Osney Lock. There are records of a lock at this site dating back to the 13th century but the current lock ‘was built in 1790 by the inmates of Oxford Prison’ (Visit Thames). Passengers on board an Oxford River Cruise are invited to assist with the operation of the lock. No prior experience required.

Reading, Berkshire

From Oxford, the river meanders south and east before flowing into Berkshire and taking a more northerly turn at Reading. I’ve only been through Reading once. It was a cold, wet and miserable summer’s day and I stopped there to grab a desultory lunch at Marks & Spencer. (It was my first trip to the UK so a visit to ‘Marks & Sparks’ was still a novelty.) After lunch, armed with waterproof jacket and umbrella, I scarpered the very short distance to the Reading Museum to see Britain’s 19th century replica of the Bayeux Tapestry. The original, 70-metre-long tapestry is held at Bayeux in Normandy, France, and depicts the 1066 conquest of England by William, Duke of Normandy.

The Reading replica is a precise copy in almost every detail but it does include some minor alterations. In the borders of the original, ‘there are several naked men’ but in the Reading copy ‘their modesty has been protected with pants’. This was not an act of prudishness on the part of the Victorian women embroiderers – they diligently replicated the partially clad men from ‘the set of photographs that had been “cleaned-up” by the male staff at the South Kensington Museum’ (‘The History of Britain’s Bayeux Tapestry’).

The surprise packet of my visit to the museum was the gallery devoted to Huntley & Palmers, at one time ‘the largest biscuit-making company in the world’. Examples of the company’s extraordinary range of biscuit tins now fetch a far greater price via online marketplaces than their contents ever did.

It’s only a few hundred metres from the Reading Museum to the Thames but I didn’t see the river for myself. The torrents flowing from the heavens provided enough water for one day.

Marlow, Buckinghamshire

Continuing northwards through Henley-on-Thames (home of the Henley Royal Regatta) and then in an easterly direction, the Thames reaches Marlow in Buckinghamshire. Once again, I failed to reach the river’s edge although my stopping point was less than a kilometre from its banks. Instead, I was distracted by a celebration lunch at The Hand & Flowers, ‘the only pub in the UK with two Michelin stars’. (Fortunately, I wasn’t paying the bill.)

Windsor, Berkshire

I had made a number of trips to the UK before I ventured to Windsor. I had previously visited several of the Historic Royal Palaces – the Tower of London, Hampton Court Palace and the Banqueting House – but I hadn’t been to an ‘occupied’ palace.

The castle at Windsor is the ‘oldest and largest occupied castle in the world’ (Visit Windsor Castle) and, on the day of my visit, the royal standard was fluttering above the battlements, indicating the presence of the sovereign – at the time, Queen Elizabeth II.

Entering the rooms of Windsor Palace, I began to feel a little like Miss Elizabeth Bennet during her visit to Derbyshire (Pride and Prejudice): ‘She must own that she was tired of great houses; after going over so many, she really had no pleasure in fine carpets or satin curtains.’ But in the castle’s chapel, I unexpectedly found something that did give me pleasure.

While tourists like me were ushered along the side walls of St George’s Chapel, a gaggle of primary school students gathered for a rehearsal. Chairs clattered, children fidgeted, teachers attempted to corral their charges and, eventually, the choir master brought order to the assembly. A moment of silence, and then the children erupted in song. The sound of their voices was more uplifting than any ‘fine carpets’ or ‘satin curtains’.

Leaving the royal residence, I joined a French Brothers cruise for a return trip to Boveney Lock. In the course of this short trip, the boat passes under three bridges, the second of which is the Windsor Railway Bridge, designed by Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

(Eventually my bemusement at Isambard’s ubiquitous presence gave way to fascination. I even travelled to Bristol to visit the SS Great Britain – a Brunel-designed ship that carried many English migrants to their new home in colonial Australia between 1852 and 1875.)

Next…

After flowing through Windsor, the Thames travels another 30 kilometres and reaches Hampton Court Palace. The palace is just inside the bounds of Greater London. My peripatetic travels along the river in this region continue at ‘Idling along the Thames – Part II: Entering Greater London’.

Links and sources

• Thames: The Biography by Peter Ackroyd
• Thames Path by David Sharp (Aurum Press, 2010), more recently published in two volumes: Thames Path in the Country: From the Source to Hampton Court by David Sharp and Tony Gowers (Aurum Press, 2016) and Thames Path in London: Hampton Court to Crayford Ness by Phoebe Clapham (Aurum Press, 2018)
• Cotswolds Canal Trust
• Christ Church Meadow walking guide
• Oxford River Cruises
• Visit Thames
• The Perch, Oxford
• The Hand & Flowers, Marlow
• Historic Royal Palaces
• Windsor Castle
• French Brothers, Windsor

Photo credits

• Stone marking the source of the River Thames by Ruth Sharville, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
• The Head of the River, Folly Bridge, Oxford by Richard Humphrey, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
• All other photos by the author. This blog is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License. Photos are free to use and share, but please attribute and link back to the blog.